Drunkard
Liquor burns the throat, so I have no choice but to be drunk.
Why do you stagger when you walk? Why are your emotions always boiling? Why do your eyes see double? Because what runs through your veins is not blood but premium baijiu. Wuliangye. Guojiao 1573. Jiangxiaobai. One delicious spirit after another, each drop burning and bubbling with devotion. Perhaps you already pour strong liquor into a thermos and drink it like plain water. What glorious alcohol: it turns you into a banquet philosopher, a restroom confessor, a night-scene poet, the immortal flame at the center of the universe. Then the next morning at ten, your head splits like a cracked walnut, crumbs cling to the corner of your mouth, and your soul curls up in shame. At last you understand: the loud genius pounding the table last night has become a drunkard.
Profile structure
How to read this profile
This page shows the stable shape of the profile across five models and 15 dimensions, so readers can understand its core temperament and behavioral emphasis.
Result logic
DRUNK sits outside the standard library. It is an override-style special outcome that takes priority when a specific branch is hit.
Override outcome
It is not one of the 25 standard profiles. Under a specific state, it replaces the normal result directly.
Handled by separate rules
This kind of outcome does not compete inside the standard-library similarity pass. It is resolved through separate priority rules.
15 Core dimensions
This outcome does not map to one rigid template, but it can still be read through the same model-and-dimension language.